Old Drivers- Jokes

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Old Drivers- Jokes

Post by al » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:06 pm

SIGNS YOU'RE GETTING TOO OLD TO DRIVE

It takes more than four minutes to get out of your
car.

When backing into a parking spot, you just back up
until you hear something.

It scares you to drive the speed limit.

The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the
Amish.

You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.

You inquired if the dealership could install
magnifying glass for the windshield.

Your turn signal has been on since 2003.

Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.

When the police pull you over, they're surprised to
find out you're sober.

:arrow: :roll:

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